question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
She told me I should be a condom model.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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