So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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