I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
