I'm eating all of the evidence.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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