All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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