Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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