Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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