if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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