I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
send nudes
from the living room?
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