I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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