then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I have post one night stand depression
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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