I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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