Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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