My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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