This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I wanna passion pit in your ass
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
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