Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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