I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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