i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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