I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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