do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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