And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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