absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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