Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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