Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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