The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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