if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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