ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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