my mouth tastes like poor choices
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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