Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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