My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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