My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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