How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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