you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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