i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
