she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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