yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
