There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
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