A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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