"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
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