margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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