All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I have fence marks all over my body
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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