just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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