no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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