you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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