I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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