new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
