Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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