yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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