Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
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