Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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